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Vintage Disneyland: The Creepiest Place On Earth.

Disneyland is more commonly known as “the happiest place on earth,” where all of our favorite characters from childhood come to life. Everything is bright, adorable and made to feel like a dream come true. (It”s also stupidly expensive, but who can put a price on happiness anyway?)

If a dream is a wish your heart makes, these vintage photos from the Disneyland of yesteryear are the nightmares your body runs away from. Looks like it was a creepy world after all! Yikes.

1. Did their faces NEED to be nightmarish and ceramic?

Did their faces NEED to be nightmarish and ceramic?

2. I wish someone would save Alice from Mickey…

I wish someone would save Alice from Mickey...

3. The Mad Hatter is mad. Very, very mad.

The Mad Hatter is mad. Very, very mad.

4. Someone needs to explain the bloodshot, murderous eyes.

Someone needs to explain the bloodshot, murderous eyes.

5. Eeyore”s walk of shame.

Eeyore

6. Who”s scarier, Tick Tock or Peter Pan?

Who

7. Pinocchio can see into your soul. And will eat it.

Pinocchio can see into your soul. And will eat it.

8. Why do the pigs look shifty?

Why do the pigs look shifty?

9. RUN CHILDREN. RUN, NOW.

RUN CHILDREN. RUN, NOW.

10. Don”t listen to his evil secrets, child.

Don

11. … giant faces. They are giant, walking faces.

... giant faces. They are giant, walking faces.

12. NOPE.

NOPE.

13. As it turns out… giant, naked pigs are frightening.

As it turns out... giant, naked pigs are frightening.

14. This is what Disney crime scene photos look like.

This is what Disney crime scene photos look like.

15. Giant, stoned animals aren”t child-friendly.

Giant, stoned animals aren

16. This just keeps getting worse.

This just keeps getting worse.

17. That stare…

That stare...

18. I”ve never been so frightened of Winnie The Pooh.

I

19. They aren”t blushing, their cheeks are covered in blood.

They aren

20. P.S., this giant bug wants to eat your babies.

P.S., this giant bug wants to eat your babies.

21. It”s the giant hole in Baloo”s neck that”s the creepy part.

It

22. Giant pigs are NOT adorable. Are NOT.

Giant pigs are NOT adorable. Are NOT.

23. Noooooooo! Why aren”t those kids afraid?!

Noooooooo! Why aren

24. I”m not so sure he is looking that innocent…

I

(via Mental Floss.)

“The happiest place on earth?” That must”ve been evil Disney propaganda.

Share these Creepyland photos with others… and appreciate the fact you never have to see giant, pantless pigs yourself.